Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Today's Introduction- 7/30

This Dr. Blair. He's the one responsible for organizing the french program. He's a man of great talent, not only because of his french language skills, but also because he can walk faster than anyone else with pants that are hitched so amazingly high that it can't possibly be healthy. He's a master of organization and is obsessed with the dangers of pickpockets, gypsies, and rogue firecrackers burning someone's face. And of debonair french men on the metro seducing the young innocent american students under his care. He makes the girls practice a "metro face", which is basically looking as if they smell a stinky surprise everytime they ride the train. Bonjour Dr. Blair!

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